In this hilariously belated episode of Downhill Fast Season 8, the hosts finally roll out the podcast after recovering from a Christmas-induced time warp. Rheannon's facing a hydration crisis, rejecting the mere notion of plain water like it's a villain in a superhero movie. Meanwhile, Tamara's living her best life in a cabin by the water, blissfully unaware of Rheannon's liquid woes.

Tamara takes a dip in the freezing cold water and emerges, convinced she's just survived a stint in the real-life Blue Lagoon. On the Christmas battleground, Tamara narrates an epic saga of family warfare, where kitchen territories are marked with imaginary lines, and the oven becomes the ultimate weapon. It's a culinary clash of the titans, and only one will emerge victorious in the food battle royale.

Rheannon, on the other hand, embarks on a quest for the mythical "hobbit door" furniture, a piece so massive it could give Hercules a hernia. The duo reminisces about the legendary hot tub fiasco, showcasing their prowess in the art of miscalculations.

As the podcast careens into spoiler territory, Tamara and Rheannon issue a comedic warning for those brave enough to join them on this spoiler-laden rollercoaster. Tune in for a sidesplitting journey through holiday mishaps, kitchen warfare, and the quest for the elusive hobbit door on Downhill Fast!