Welcome to Downhill Fast, the podcast where chaos is our co-host, and sanity is just a distant memory. In Season 8, Episode 3, Tamara graces us with her fashionably late presence because punctuality is overrated, and tardiness is an art form she has perfected.

Meanwhile, Rheannon, the beanie bandit, swipes a hat from the kitchen counter faster than you can say "podcast robbery." She spills the beans on her latest outdoor shed masterpiece, complete with lofts strategically designed for marital bliss—because every relationship needs its space, even if it's just a few square feet.

But hold on, Tamara's on a mission to outdo the chaos. She's rebelling against her producer with a symphony of mic stand bumps, a rebellious act that even Beethoven would envy. And speaking of accidents, Tamara's got a tale of woe involving her family and an injury that may or may not be their fault. Happy little accidents, indeed!

Rheannon takes the mic for a passionate rant about her mortal enemy—appliances. She'd rather send them on a cliff-diving adventure than fix them, but luckily, her wife steps in as the superhero of appliance repair, soothing Rheannon's appliance-induced rage.

However, the producer is on the brink of violence, thanks to Rheannon's blame game for a broken washer. Will she snap, or can she find a way to channel her frustration into an epic podcast plot twist? Tune in to Downhill Fast, where loyalties are tested, beanie thievery is an art, and pushing appliances off cliffs is a valid problem-solving strategy. It's downhill from here, but who said that's a bad thing?